Wednesday, March 14, 2012


They Are Finally Together 

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.  
She married again, and had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident.
Judy again remarried, she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin the preacher thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel … Her legs"